Yes folks it’s true. They all said it. All of them. They said I was washed up, passed it, a has-been. My drummer joined another band, the bass player went into some sort of intensive therapy, our harmonica player was last seen doing a double act with a mastiff dog that howled along with his playing (they were quite good, at least the dog wasn’t bad ) But looky looky here what’s this !! Look who comes crawling round now!! practically begging JD to dust off his axe and bail them out of trouble one more time. The trouble is, by some devious, underhand, machiavellian manouvering (possibly involving some form of blackmail) they have managed to score a gig opening for country music legends The Warratahs at the Theatre Royal here in town.
I know what you’re saying “country music!” and I must admit I did always see myself as a bluesman, kinda like the next Stevie Ray Vaughan if you like, but Hey, I could be the next Waylon Jennings instead! (if the money was good ) And it’s not like I haven’t played in Country bands before, I played in a couple of bands and did a tour in a country band back in the day ( well yes we were broke at the time and the money was good ) In fact country music is not a bad gig if you play lead guitar because you basically get to jam on lead licks straight through every song - none of that boring strumming on chords or grinding out the rhythm guitar while the harmonica player takes yet another extended solo. Country music and Blues come from the same place. in fact a lot of the chord structures are identical. A song like ‘Sweet Home Chicago’ by Robert Johnson could be played over the chord sequence EEEEAAEEBBEE and a country song like ‘Move it on Over’ by Hank Williams is played over the identical chord sequence. Blues has a lot of shuffle or swing feel to it, that 12/8 feel, and a deadpan kind of vocal style where you repeat the first vocal line to set it up for the punchline where country has that 2 step feel with a more emotional, personal take on the lyrics.
Country music lead guitar playing requires you to have an ear out for the chord changes all the time because the licks you play are driven by the underlying chords. Blues band lead guitar playing is more a case of getting onto the minor pentatonic scale of the key that the song is in and wringing every bend and lick out of it. So for example for ‘Sweet Home Chicago’ you would be jammin’ out the Em pentatonic scale for the whole song. For ‘Move it on Over’ you have to play an Emajor lick while the band plays E, an Amajor lick when the chords shift to A and a B or B7 lick for the 2 bars of B. Blues gets a lot of the guitar feeling from forcing a minor scale over a major scale chord sequence where country is a real major scale sound. Blues is more emotional where country is more intellectual ( for the lead guitarist I’m talkin about.)
That reminds me, one of the conditions I agreed to lead this crazy mission was that we wouldn’t go out under our old name from the 80’s, the cheesiest band name ever created - ‘Hot Licks’ And what do we now hear on the local radio every hour? “…and supported by ‘Hot Licks’, reforming after 25 years.” Betrayal takes many forms children but there is no betrayal as deep and bitter as music betrayal. No wonder successful bands split up and never speak again. In my mind there is no task so difficult or path so torturous set for human kind as that involved in keeping a band together.
Here is a tentative set list
- Call me the Breeze - JJ Cale
- Lodi - CCR
- Singing the Blues - Marty Robbins
- Stick Together- a standard
- Hullo Marylou
- Dead Flowers - Stones
- 6 days on the Road
- Rueben James
- One after 909 - Beatles
- Going up the Country - Canned Heat
- Move it on Over - Hank Williams
- I’m so Lonesome I could Cry - Hank Williams
12 songs should do it, we gotta fill up 40 minutes. What ya gotta watch out for is when ya play live ( and under pressure ) you can rip through the set list in half the time it took at practice so maybe a couple’a spares might be the go.
Hey I will keep you posted. In the meantime though (the gig is on Oct14 ) I guess there won’t be much else happenin’ around here.
Update Sunday 24 Sept. Since I gave up playing live a few years back I have been plagued by this reoccuring nightmare and, wouldn’t you know it, this reoccuring nightmare involves the Theatre Royal. Yes that’s right the same one!! In my dream I am supposed to be on stage but I can’t find my guitar, then I find it and it’s out of tune then there is no lead, no set list, everyone is waiting and none of my gear will work. Then I get on stage and it gets worse!! A theatre stage slopes towards the audience to make it easier for the audience to see the action ( at least the one here does ) Anyway in my dream I finally manage to start playing and as I’m playing my amp rolls forward ( because of the slope ) and hits me in the back. I try to push it back but the stage is leaning on a greater and greater angle, next thing I’m trying to play balancing on the edge of a huge drop into the orchestra pit ( now about 100 feet deep ) That’s when I wake up !!
What about the Warratahs web site ? Must be out of date eh no mention of or gig there or anything about ‘The Hot Licks’ Three practices down and ’The Hot Licks’ is starting to sound not too bad. One of my theories about bands is that every band should have it’s own sound, different to all other bands because every band is unique. Rather than struggling to learn a whole pile of songs a band should just try and play together to find their favourite grooves. Playing with a bunch of other muso’s is so difficult, so fraught with layer upon layer of stress but if you can pull it off and click into a groove it is right up there man !! Hey and going back to my bad dream, I have a choice of two amps for this gig - my favourite amp which has started cutting out for no reason and my second favourite amp which goes well except for one time a few months back when it suddenly made this huge grunchy noise for no reason. Deep breaths deep breaths, I have played at this same theatre heaps of times before and I have used both amps at one time or another. Now excuse me please I have to go. I must go to my happy place. Till next time J.D.
Update 14 October
I am now a collossus. I bestride the world of music with one foot in the blues and the other foot planted in country music. Yes you could say the gig went ok. How is this for a typical support band gig though. Turn up at 2PM as requested for sound check but no the other band hasn’t done their’s yet. Come back at 5PM and sit there while the main act practices a song over and over again. Then sit there again while the drummer and the sound guy play with the kick drum sound for 1/2 an hour. Ok guys set your gear up, so we set up our amps and tune up our axes and run over our first song (always a great idea in a pressure gig - make the first song an easy one and practice it heaps) then the sound man wanders past and I say ” when are ya gonna mike up the guitar amps” “Don’t need to” he says “sounds great!! ” Yeah right. So no miking of the guitar amps, that is a new one for me but yeah pretty much what ya gotta expect for this sort of gig. Next thing they have the curtain up at the start of our set so we just sorta drift onto the stage and start plugging in and switching on and the sound guy kills the music as soon as we appear so there is this long silence ( and somebody coughs ) while we get organized. But then we kicked it. No idea what it sounded like out front as far as guitars but it sounded good on stage and that is always good. We went for a clean guitar sound which is pretty unusual for me. My favourite country guitar sound is treble ( bridge ) pickup, clean and heaps of compression. My number one guitar is an Ibanez S series, what they used to call the sabre or something. ( what can I say it was the 90’s and Joe Satriani was playin Ibanez ) The only thing wrong with Ibanez guitars is that it is really hard to tell the cheap ones from the expensive ones at first look. Great guitars, I would love a Jem, that one with the hand grip in the body. My Ibanez would be perfect if it had a sunburst finish. And it needs a switch to select a single coil bridge pickup instaed of the humbucker. Good project before next gig ( hey I haven’t got a next gig so that could take a while ) Actually my next gig is gonna be a concert/jam for my students. Keep ya posted. Keep on pickin JD
Final Word
Heard from a few people who said theyy couldn’t hear the guitars so the final score was - hard working guitarists nil, lazy soundman 1. On the bright side we got $100 each, unexpected and very nice. Went to the local music shop and bought a guitar stand $25, A tuner $42, and a capo $30. All things I needed but never woulda shelled out for otherwise. A good result. Thanks Warratahs !!